This is one of my top three favorite meals that my mom makes which is saying a lot because my mom is an ah-mazing cook and makes some damn good food. Though this is one of my fav's, I have never made it before for several reasons. First off, I was afraid that if I made it and it tasted as good as mom's I'd lose my dinner invite when she makes it. Secondly, it's an old family recipe so it a "little of this," " a lot of that" kinda thing which I do not do well with. I like measurements. Finally, I knew my mom would Mary Tyler Moore me, and it would end up not tasting like it should.
For those of you who are wondering what Mary Tyler Moore me means, to be honest, I'm not really even sure. I just grew up hearing and saying it in regards to leaving out a key ingredient/piece of information. I'm guessing it was a topic on the show, but who knows.
Cathi's Spaghetti and Meatballs
( a little sketchy, so I'll try to clarify using measurements)
2 Large can of whole tomatoes(28 oz each)
1 large can tomato puree(28 0z)
1 large can tomato sauce(28oz)
1 can tomato paste(sm or large is fine)
a lot of basil(I used like 1/4 of a McCormick spice jar)
2 Tablespoon Oregano
2 Tablespoon Parsley Flakes
a lot of garlic powder(same as above)
1 cup Romano cheese(depends who you talk to)
Crushed Red Pepper Flakes(if desired)
Step 1: Open all cans and dump in large pot. I usually squeeze the whole tomatoes to crush them
Step 2: "measure" all the spices and add to pot
Step 3: Simmer on low for 3 hours. Stirring often to prevent burning
Meatballs3lbs 80/20 ground beef
5 cloves of garlic, chopped
1/2 cup fresh parsley, chopped
1 cup Parmesan cheese
10 slices white bread, moistened slightly under water, tear into pieces
3 eggs
2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon pepper
Step 1: Mix all together and let meld at least 2 hours
Kitchen Play by Play: My mother DID Mary Tyler Moore me!!!!!!!!! I was feeling pretty confident after dumping all the cans and spices in especially once the familiar smell started resonating throughout the kitchen, but when I decided to stir it 15 minutes later I realized it was starting to burn a little. I panicked and called my mother. Here was our conversation:
Nicole: " Mom, my sauce is burning already!"
Cathi: " Did you put the Romano cheese in?"
Nicole: "yes."
Cathi: "Oh, I never do."
Nicole:" What do you mean you never do? The recipe says 1 cup."
Cathi: " I stopped putting the cheese in years ago because I found that it made the sauce burn."
Nicole:( after a short silence while thinking WTF!!!)" You Mary Tyler Moored me!!!!"
Cathi:(quietly) " If it doesn't burn, it will probably taste better than mine because of the cheese"
Nicole: " Goodbye, mom."
My sauce didn't burn. I stirred about every 15-20 minutes careful not to scrape the bottom just in case the " not supposed to be in there" Romano cheese was collecting at the base of the pot. I tasted it about half way through and it didn't seem as spicy as mom's so I called her over to taste it too. Conversation #2:
Nicole: " Mom, what makes yours spicier."
Cathi: "red pepper flakes"
Nicole: " That's not on the recipe card you gave me"
Cathi: "oh"
Nicole: " Did you just Mary Tyler Moore me again?"
Cathi: (giggle) Note: she did not intentionally MTM me, she just thought it was comical.
As "punishment" I made her help watch the kids while I made the meatballs as well as talk me through her EXACT meatball making process. I was not going to be fooled again. I only used 2lbs of meat so we had to do a little math and only use 2/3 of the ingredients. I used 6 pieces of bread and 2 eggs and 4 cloves of garlic. It melded for about 2 hrs and 15 minutes. I rolled them into ping pong ball size meatballs and fried them in vegetable oil in a skillet , but mom uses an electric skillet. I rotated them often. They were done within 15 minutes. I lay them on paper towels to drain some of the grease. I make the meatballs right before serving.
The Finished Product

The Verdict:
Nicole- DAMN Tasty if I do say so myself. Even after being MTM'd more than once, it still came out very close to mom's sauce. My meatballs could have been a little more garlicky, but otherwise were tasty too. It made a shitload of sauce(seriously like enough for 10 people), so I'm sooo excited to have it in the freezer. 2lbs of meat made about 20 meatballs, but those will be eaten with sauce or by themselves. I don't freeze already cooked meat; it grosses me out. Really, though the actually cooking/melding processes are long, the preparation is super easy. The time is totally worth it though. The house smells fantastic, and it tastes so much better than Ragu. I give it my first 5.
Paul- gives it a 4. " good flavor, a little bit of spice, and the meatballs looked and tasted great."
Austin- liked it. It got another "mmm...I like it."